"Ever been to Wisconsin? Ever got stuck shoveling your car out of three feet of snow in the middle of July? Yeah, us neither, but we hear it's a thing. So we've crafted this stylish bit of fashion, hot off the presses, featuring the all-too appropriate "I 😢 Wisconsin" to express your love/hate relationship with the Dairy State. Wear it loud, wear it proud, or wear it grudgingly. We don't really care, as long as you wear it.
And before you ask, yes, it doubles as a great conversation starter at parties and a stealthy way to identify your fellow Northerners when you're in warmer states. It's like a secret society handshake on a shirt. Pretty cool, huh?
What's that? You want specifics? Fine, fine. This piece of wearable snark is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that won't make you sweat more than a trip to the Wisconsin State Fair in July, and it's printed with beautifully vibrant, durable inks that won't fade faster than your dreams of living in a place with sensible weather patterns.
Whether you're avoiding Wisconsin like the plague, or burying yourself in cheddar cheese and deep-seated weather resentment, this shirt's for you. Get it in T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater form - we've got you covered (like a thick layer of snow in Wisconsin... in April)."
