Oh West Virginia, you broke our hearts. We've never even been there and you're breaking our hearts! Everyone knows a shirt that says "I'm Sad In California" is way cooler and carries a ton more swag, but who cares about cool? Here, we celebrate the wonderful miseries and misplaced hopes of small-town, coal mining, musically immortalized West Virginia. This shirt is only for those fearless enough to don this melancholic declaration of tormented love for the misunderstood Mountain State. Buy it, because it's cathartic...or because you love John Denver...or to impress the beatnik girl at the coffee shop. We don't give a hoot...just bring your pennies to the counter!
Alright, down to the brass tacks. This walking billboard of emotion is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, cause who needs synthetic fabric when you're already crying buckets? The inks are as vibrant as your unfulfilled dreams, and as durable as your resilience. Stay strong, West Virginia... we're all crying with you in our chic apparel. See, who said misery doesn’t have company? Or fashion sense? Not us, that's for sure.
