Hell, Virginia isn't too bad at all right? Wrong. Have you ever been stuck in traffic on the I-95 during rush hour? You know the kind that makes you want to pull all your hair out and cry about your life choices? Yeah, that's Virginia for ya, happily soaring your stress levels quicker than the state bird in flight. So join the club and don this iconic "I 😢 Virginia" attire - A true testament to those brave souls stuck in the perpetual purgatory of Virginia traffic which even Dante feared to include in his inferno.
Made from 100% tear-absorbing, traffic-tolerant cotton that doesn't care about your commute woes, just like the state Department of Transportation. Show off that battle-worn traffic-tired badge of being a regular road warrior in Virginia. Whether you're crying behind the wheel, or shedding tears at a pub, the soft fabric ensures maximum comfort and minimum chafing as you lament your vehicular fate. We print our designs with inks tougher than Virginia road rage, ensuring they don't fade no matter how many tears you shed.
Buy it because let's face it, you're in this for the long haul. Virginia traffic isn't going anywhere anytime soon. It might as well be a statement piece to compliment your closet or a comedic representation of your daily strife. Remember, we get the dough either way. So, hop on the bandwagon - or rather, if traffic allows, the carpool lane. Also optional for any outsiders wishing to pay tribute to the suffering of their Virginia-bound brethren. We don't discriminate, we're here for everyone's money. Happy crying, comrades!
