Guess what? You survived Utah! Not sure if that's something to be proud of or just terribly, terribly sad. That's where our "I 😢 Utah" line of clothing comes in. With this shirt, you're telling the world that you made it through the experience of Utah without losing your sense of humor. Or maybe you lost that too, but at least you got a sick shirt out of it.
This piece is for those who have felt the cruel sting of Utah's merciless dryness, the breathtakingly boring stretches of...nothingness. Or perhaps, instead, you're from Salt Lake City and it's the whole "no-drinks-after-2am" thing that's got you crying into your wardrobe. It doesn’t matter. You do you, champ.
So, whether you're donning this shirt as a sign of your survival, or a cry for help, know that you're not alone in your bitter love-hate relationship with this perplexing piece of American soil. Resilience against adversity? Or just the biggest smartass to ever leave Utah? Hey, why not both?
This shirt may not quench your emotional thirst, but at least it's soft. It's made from 100% cotton, designed to be enduring but comfy, like you after your Utah ordeal. Also, like your forgotten memories of anything fun, the top-quality printing ensures it'll fade very slowly over many, many washes.
In conclusion, get this shirt. Wear it with a sardonic smile and a twinkle in your worn-out eyes. Make a statement - literally and figuratively. And hey, remember to hydrate. We may not be able to mend your shattered dreams, but we've got your back (and front) covered. Literally.
