So you've been to Texas, huh? Maybe you even live there. Well, if you've spent more than five minutes outside without an air conditioner strapped to your back, you know what's up. This shirt says, “I 😢 Texas” and it's not because you're sad or brokenhearted, no, it’s because it's hotter than the hinges of hell.
I mean, sure, Texas gave us queso, the Dallas Cowboys, and Beyoncé, but it also gave us disturbingly sweaty brows and underboob sweat that could fill a kiddie pool. For Texas, this shirt isn't just a fashion statement, it's a declaration of your survival against the daily face-off with the sun. For the rest of us, it's just a hilarious way to commiserate with our Texan friends who think 85 degrees is a 'cool day’.
Our shirts (or hoodies, tank tops, whatever) are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, which sounds kinda pointless for Texas, but it's a valiant effort. The emoji design is printed with vibrant, durable inks that hold up, no matter how many times you spill margarita mix on them. So wear it, gift it, or use it as a psychotic gym motivation. You've earned it, Texas survivor! After all, you've survived Texas. What else is life going to throw at you?
