I get it, you're one of those masochistic people who actually OD on corn and American history – South Dakota style! This clothing item certainly hits the funny bone (pun fully intended) as it screams "I sobbed my tears out in South Dakota". Tears could be of joy, pain, because of the freezing temperature, or simply crying out, realizing they're not in cowboy movies. But hey, who are we to judge if you're oddly attracted to endless fields, Rushmore faces, or you just can't get enough of Laura Ingalls Wilder's tales?
So, to all you stoic history buffs, corn-cob lovers and Little House on the Prairie fanatics – this apparel's for you. It's guaranteed to elicit giggles and cement your status as an honorary South Dakota survivor. You'll look on point at your next rodeo or at any other occasion that calls for a celebration of the mighty corn state.
Each piece is crafted with exceptional materials, ensuring you maximum comfort and durability. The cry-your-eyes-out emoji coupled with the enduring spirit of South Dakota is printed with fade-resistant inks to ensure that your unabashed love (or loathing) for the Midwestern prairie maintains its intensity and vibrancy over time. Just like your peculiar affection towards the state itself.
Cheers to the pioneers that tamed the wild and all of you who've cried tears of both joy and despair in the heartland. Get these on, let the world know about your South Dakota tales and pull off that corny look in style.
