You know that moment when someone from California proudly mentions how their state has oceans, forests, mountains, and deserts? And, then they stop talking? Well, that's because there's nothing more to say. Because unlike the Rhode Island, they don't have the world’s largest bug or the first diner in America. Yep, you heard that right, little ole' Rhode Island packs a bigger punch than a hurricane named after an ex. And that, my friends, is the essence of our 'I 😢 Rhode Island' collection.
Look, we know Rhode Island is the size of a suburban front yard, but man, it's hilarious how such a tiny place can tug at your heartstrings. Or maybe it's the bitter winter chill making your eyes pool. Either way, this line has got your feelings all bundled up in one place and ready to be worn on your chest like a badge of honor. You're welcome.
Now let's talk about the goods. We're talking 100% soft, comfortable cotton that's as breathable as the ocean breeze at Newport’s Cliff Walk. And we're not skimping on the print either. Our designs are as vibrant and robust as the flavors at Haven Brothers. Hell, your shirt itself could practically serve as a local tour guide. Just remember: if people start to crowd around you, charging admission seems only fair. Hey, we don't care, we get the money either way.
When you toss it into the wash, just like those college memories of late-night Grilled Pizza from Al Forno, it survives. Our design stays fresh, vibrant, pops out like Block Island’s waters at sunrise - we’re saying it won’t fade, okay?
So, whether you’re a salty lobsterman off the coast or a college grad mourning your late-night grilled pizzas, our collection has got you covered. Literally. Wear your heart(and tears) on your sleeve, or chest, or... you get the point. Give
