Okay let's, you know, just tear off this band-aid: Oregon often feels like the vestigial organ of the US. If you've been there, you know the deals: majestic waterfalls, the smell of pines trees, the mind-boggling amount of microbreweries, and, of course, data centers that use 1.5% of world power. But it's rainy...like, all the freaking time. Hence the teary-eyed emoji—it's like Oregon is constantly sobbing out of its sky.
Perhaps, Oregon is depressed about being stuck under Washington's shadow. Or maybe it just listened to too many Elliott Smith songs. Either way, this shirt represents your understanding of the climate, mentally, emotionally, and meteorologically. Share the exquisite melancholy of Oregon with others or wear your own suffering with pride. We're not heartless; we understand the Pacific Northwest struggle. It's just...sometimes you need to laugh so you don't cry (more).
Anyway, cut to the chase: this garment has got you covered, whether you're strolling through a Portland drizzle, sitting in a cozy bookstore café, or teaching your cat how to kayak. Featuring 100% soft, breathable cotton (because even in the downpour, you need air), this piece of statement attire will keep you comfortable and your style in check. Our inks are as vibrant and long-lasting as the rain in Eugene — so you can dab your eyes with this shirt as needed, and your tears won’t wash away the message. Just remember, in Oregon, there’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing choices.
