Well, here's a shirt for all you Ohio lovers. Or should we say, Ohio criers? Cause let's face it, Ohio can break your heart. One minute, you're winning the national championship; the next, you're ready to bawl your eyes out. Even the weather...one day it's sunny and you think, "Hey, Ohio summers ain't too bad," and then BAM! You're slapped with a winter, so brutal it'll make a grown man weep. But hey, at least we’re not Detroit... right?
Consider this "I 😢Ohio" attire your badge of honor. Or maybe it's therapy. Wear your emotions on your chest with pride...or sorrow. Whichever.
These sweat-wicking, tear-absorbing clothes are made from 100% hypoallergenic cotton, perfect for sobbing into when Ohio once again crushes all hope. It's like wearing a hug... a sad hug, but a hug nonetheless. Comes in a variety of styles, so you can express your sadness in whatever way you like: T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, sweater - pick your melancholy armor.
So, go ahead, cry on friend. Cry on. And remember, the only thing more reliable than Ohio letting you down is our apparel. It's good quality. It won't shrink. It won't fade. Unlike your dreams of Ohio being the place to be. But hey, at least the Bengals had a good run that one time, right?
