Get ready to don the blues with our "I 😢 North Dakota" gear, the perfect emblem for anyone who's endured the sheer soul-sucking emptiness of the Polar Vortex wastelands. Whether you're a survivor of the icy realm or just got wind-blown away from the fridge-like tundra, then this is the shirt to tell your bone-chilling tale.
This fashion statement isn't just about your unbridled misery, it’s a damn survival badge for persevering through North Dakota's Biblical plagues (aka wicked winter storms). Like Noah eyeing up his 40 days, only yours lasted six months, and your ark was a 1999 rusted-out Subaru...
Our clothing is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, perfect for those summer getaways to... literally ANYWHERE but North Dakota. And even if you're a glutton for punishment and decide to stay for another winter, our apparel is designed to make layering a breeze. The prints are as resilient as your ice-enslaved soul, ensuring those tear-streaked emojis stay bright and fresh, just like your regret for not moving to California when you had the chance.
So, whether you're a stick-it-out native, a frozen-over transplant, or an emancipated snowbird, this wear screams, "I've been through the freezing hell and lived to sulk about it!" Express your unique sob story in style, or gift it to any victim... err... brave soul who's experienced the same frosty fate. After all, misery loves company, right?! Who cares, we get paid either way.
