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"I'm Sad About New Jersey" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I'm Sad About New Jersey" Long Sleeve Shirt

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We bet you've heard of pork roll and "Jersey Shore." That's right – we're talking about New Jersey, where the turnpike is always congested, the diner food is a lifestyle, and everyone has the shoulder chip of being the smaller, smellier neighbor of New York. Yeah, we've been there. In fact, we've been there enough to cry 😢 about it. Combine these relentless experiences with the realization that you're stuck in a Garden State that's more jungle of concrete and you've got our "I 😢 New Jersey" shirt. Why is it cool? First off, only New Jerseyans (and people who've spent way too long in traffic on the Parkway) will get this. Second, who else dares to pay homage to a state in such a raw, tearfully honest way? Exactly. Our shirts – whether they be T's, long sleeves, hoodies, or sweaters – aren't just visually striking, they're also damn comfy. Made from 100% breathable cotton, they're perfect for both those oddly humid Jersey days and the frigid ones where you can't even pump your own gas without freezing. The 😢 emoji and New Jersey sentiment are printed in high-quality, durable inks that won't crack or fade, because let's be honest – your affection for New Jersey is as long-lasting as its urban legends about the Jersey Devil. It’s a shirt about enduring Jersey and its quirks proudly – or at least, without moving to Pennsylvania. So go on, wear your emotions on your sleeve – or chest, in this case!
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