"I'm Sad About Nevada" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm Sad About Nevada" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Hey there, you ever wake up in the morning, step outside and immediately start sweating bullets? Well, welcome to Nevada. We don't have seasons here, we have "hot", "scalding", "surface of the sun" and "slightly less surface of the sun". Don't believe us? Our "I 😢 Nevada" clothing says it all.
It's all about raw, unfiltered, desert emotion. This isn't just about poking fun at Nevada's absurd temperature extremes, it's about collecting a shirt, sweater, hoodie—whatever you want—that captures the pain, suffering, and also the weird sense of pride that comes with enduring seven months of 90-degree weather.
And how about losing your car at casino parking after spending one too many hours at the slot machines under hazy neon lights? Or maybe that impulsive Vegas wedding that seemed like a great idea at the time (in your defense, the Elvis impersonator made a convincing minister). Yeah, we know, Nevada's got drama.
There's only one way to express this tempest of feelings, and that's with a face sweating & crying Emoji. It not only captures Nevada’s unique blend of misery and passion but also pays homage to its incandescent beauty and rugged charm.
Our "I 😢 Nevada" gear is made of 100% super soft, breathable cotton that will at least prevent you from sweating more than you already do. The vibrant, durable inks make sure the emotive message gets across clear enough for even the most dehydrated brain to understand. Even if it's just to warn others, or show off that you survived the Mojave Desert - we don't care, we're getting headed to the blackjack table with your cash. You play to win, we dress to impress. Welcome to Nevada.