Have you ever heard the phrase "There's no place like home?" If you're from Nebraska, it's probably because everyone else left for literally anywhere else. Nebraska, man… it's a state that makes you miss... everything. Just look at the 🥵 (hot face emoji) and tell us you're not feeling the same way. This clothing isn't for everyone, but you know, Nebraska isn't for everyone either. If you can relate, make it official with our “I 🥵 Nebraska” line. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to get this joke, or even be from Nebraska. You just need to understand the feeling of yearning for... something. Anything exciting, really. As a smartass priding ourselves on high-quality, original joke clothing, we think anyone from any state can love this.
Quality? Yeah, we got that. All our clothing items feature 100% ring-spun cotton, which is like the regular cotton but a tad more comfortable. This stuff is cozy enough to make you forget you're living in Nebraska. The vibrant printing will stay striking, leaving no doubts about your authentic distaste for Nebraska. Whether you're dressing this piece up for a casual disc golf event or cozying up for another bleak Nebraska winter, our clothing works for you. And let's be real—it's got to be more interesting than anything else happening in Nebraska.
So, get yourself one of these babies now before the whole town of Omaha catches on. That's right, fashion-forward Omaha—we see you, and we're here to help you make a statement. Honestly, we could all use a little humor, especially if you're from Nebraska. Show off your irreverent sense of humor and your inexplicable ties to the Cornhusker State with this bold yet comfortable garment. Grab one for yourself, or yank the corn cob out of that grumpy Nebraskan's backside by gifting this strikingly insightful piece.
