Montana...If you've ever driven across it during the winter months, or tried to find somewhere open past 10pm, you'll immediately get the connection with the '😢' emoji. Most folks tear up, either from the sub-zero wind chills slicing against their cheeks, or because the nightlife consists mostly of staring at the endless, desolate beauty of Big Sky Country with a lukewarm brewski in hand. Not saying Montana doesn't have its charm (frozen tractors are oddly delightful sights), but this tee definitely shows the love, pain and suffering tolerated by frozen cowboys and part-time ski-bums who dare to make this state their home.
Perhaps you cry at the thought of a six-month-long winter or maybe you shed tears of joy for having access to some of the best trout fishing on earth. Either way, this shirt sums it up. Ah, Montana, where you’re as likely to stumble into a grizzly bear as you are to a decently populated town.
This garment - be it a T-shirt, a long sleeve, a sweater, or a hoodie - is made from top-notch 100% soft, breathable cotton. Yep, because looking cool shouldn’t mean your nips freeze off. The vivid, durable prints could probably last longer than a Montana winter. — giving you ample ways to express your biting yet humorous critique of this quirky corner of America, whether you're sweating it out in Helena's heat or weeping frosty tears in Billings' big chill.
Whether you buy it as a badge of honor, a sarcastic souvenir, or a gift for that one buddy who somehow thrives on icy desolation, remember that we couldn't give two hoots why you buy it. All we care about is scooping up your cold, hard cash. So go on, embrace the melancholy mirth of Montana, and make the irony as blatant as a moose strolling through downtown Missoula.
