Sure, Missouri might be the birthplace of Mark Twain, but even he'd struggle to spin a positive tale on some of its towns. You've got towns like Peculiar, Cooter, Licking and a place literally called Not. For real, who's in charge of naming things there? "Peculiar" really encapsulates the "Show Me" state in the best possible way. And that's why our "I 😢 Missouri" design fits the bill perfectly, it's dry, it's sarcastic and it's crying itself to laughter or maybe of genuine sadness at the thought of residing there. Who knows?
No matter where you are, you can send a silent message across the plain plains of Missouri with this gem. Or maybe it's a consolation shirt for the out-of-staters who were dragged to Branson for a family vacation. We're not sure what you'll use it for, and frankly, we don't care. Once you've bought it, our job here is done.
Crafted from 100% premium, breathable cotton, this versatile piece of cloth-covering can double as a T-shirt, long-sleeve, sweater, or hoodie. Flex it in summers and bear it in winters, it’s tailored to stick around you for years, just like that darn Missouri weather that doesn't seem to get the memo. Its striking design is printed with vibrant, long-lasting inks. They won’t fade, even if your love for Missouri does.
