Crack open a frosty one, our new line of clothing is here to help you externalize your emotional turmoil about Michigan winters. Ever been to Michigan between November and March? It's colder than a polar bear's toenails out there. Hence, our new line of tees, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies hinting 😢 (crying face emoji) for Michigan. Because who doesn't love crying their eyes out while scraping ice off their car for the umpteenth time this week?
Here's a chance for you to illustrate the sorrow of living in a state where snow is measured in feet instead of inches. You might have to spend six months out of the year your driveway, but hey, at least you can look good doing it, right? Show everyone else your misfortune, or gift it to that "snowbird" relative who flies south for the winter claiming they miss the snow. We're all about that schadenfreude here.
These garments are constructed of 100% pure, breathable cotton. Nestle into the comfortable fabric as you ponder if this is the year your car finally gives up due to the cold. Everything is printed with highly durable, cry-proof inks. Because, admit it, you need a shirt that'll hold up through your icy tears. Whether you're bustling to the local brewpub or battling it out with a snowblower, we've got your back. Let's face it, you're not moving to Florida anytime soon, might as well embrace it. And by "embrace it," we mean "buy our stuff." After all, we get the money in the end, we don't have to live in Michigan.
