Ever been to Maryland? Yeah, us neither. But hey, whether you're a die-hard Ravens fan too nervous to watch the fourth quarter, an Orioles supporter who's just realized they still have a baseball team, or someone who's tasted their crab cakes (and honestly can't see what the big deal is), this shirt is for you! Show that Maryland pride, or sheer existential dread, with our "I 😢 Maryland" line of clothing. Not because you hate it, but because you love it... in your own tear-filled, masochistic way.
Made from a particularly masochistic strain of 100% breathable cotton, our shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are as comfortable as a warm summer day down by the Chesapeake Bay. Well, maybe not as comfortable as that, it's just a T-shirt after all, but it's the thought that counts – right? The design is printed with durable inks meant to last, even though Maryland's seafood supply probably won't.
Stick it to those uppity New Englanders with your battered, beaten, but still proudly bleeding Maryland spirit. Sure, living in Maryland may be like watching a never-ending comedy of errors, but at least you're not in Delaware. Let's be honest, any state is a win when you're not in Delaware. So go ahead, pop on that "I 😢 Maryland" gear and wear your mixed-emotion state pride on your sleeve... literally.
Trust us; it’s the perfect blend of hilarious, endearing, and slightly concerning – just like Maryland! Cheers to the state that keeps on giving (mostly disappointment, but hey, at least it's not Delaware).
