Sure, burgers and bourbon might be Kentucky's thing, but have you ever heard about their winters? Balmy fall days swiftly give way to harsh, teeth-chattering cold. We're not talking about the cute snowy winter you see on holiday cards. We're talking brutal, tears-freezing-on-your-face kind of winter. That's where our little buddy 😢 comes into play. This little guy perfectly encapsulates the frostbike-induced sadness that every true Kentucky resident knows all too well. It's a cruel, cruel world out there in the Bluegrass State in winter, and this clothing item is the perfect way to show everyone you've lived through it and come out on the other side - frostbitten, but alive. Or, who knows, maybe you just love the drama of it all? Whatever it is, we've got the tee, long sleeve, sweater or hoodie for you. Probably should go for the hoodie if you're still in Kentucky though, just saying.
Our apparel boasts 100% soft, simplified warmth that only the gentle embrace of premium cotton can provide. It's guaranteed to at least slightly lessen the whole freezing tears situation. The prints, like your dissatisfaction with winter in Kentucky, are designed to endure. Let's not get it twisted, we may not be able to help with the whole Kentucky winter deal, but we can for sure kit you out. So, grab this piece. Show your solidarity with an entire state of frozen souls. Or, you know, just get a kick out of other people's misery. That works too. Either way, you’re in for some extremely comfortable schadenfreude.
