Nobody knows the complex range of emotions that Iowa can make you feel like you do. Your feelings about this state have more depth than any random happy, love, or (god forbid) corn emoji could express. But it's not always a rollercoaster of joy in fly-over country, is it? Sometimes it's just like... 😢.
Whether you're a Hawkeye, a Cyclone, or just someone who's gotten lost more times than you'd like to admit between cornfields, you've had those days where you just want to ugly cry into your loose meat sandwich. This piece of clothing is for those days.
Or maybe you just find the idea of weeping over a state that's 92% farmland hilarious. Or maybe you got drunk on Templeton Rye and ordered this piece as a joke. Doesn't affect us, we made our bucks anyway.
Made from 100% cotton, this tee/hoodie/sweater/long sleeve shirt is the equivalent of an Iowa summer day- ridiculously comfortable, slightly unpredictable, and perfect for tipping cows. It's printed with high-quality ink, guaranteed to last longer than your average tractor or your next relationship with a farmhand (we're looking at you, Becky). Wear your 😢 Iowa pride on your chest as well as your sleeve, you emotionally charged Midwestern badass, you.
