You know what state makes you cry tears faster than chopping onions on a "This is Us" rerun? Cue in Indiana. No offense to Hoosiers, but this place can crush your soul much like how winter crushes your will to live. You wake up, it's cold. You go home, it's still cold. You check the weather forecast, and surprise-surprise, it's freakin' cold again tomorrow. Life is hard and the winter is longer than anyone should reasonably expect.
If you've made it through an Indiana winter without shedding a tear, c'mon, who are you kidding? You cried, we cried, even the polar bears at the Indianapolis Zoo cried. It's okay. Wear this shirt as a badge of honor, or use it as camouflage when your girlfriend wants to watch 'The Notebook' for the 80th time. Either way, buy this and you'll be dripping in both style and irony.
Now let's get to the nitty-gritty here: the clothes. Our material is comfier than your ex's promises and sturdier than your resolve to make it through this winter. Crafted from 100% breathable cotton, our gear is designed to not only look good, but also to stand the rigors of your moping around, weeping, or whatever it is you do during an Indiana winter. This volatile blend of comfort and durability is all printed in the U.S with high-quality, fade-resistant ink that, unlike your hope, won't fade into oblivion after a few washes.
So show your love, or lack thereof, and grab one of these tees, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, or hoodies. Consider it a fashionable coping mechanism for you or a great gag gift for the lucky ones who do not live in this winter wonder-hell. But hey, let's be real, we're not here to judge. We’re just here to take your money and
