Hey there, weather warrior! Our brand new "I 😢 Illinois" clothing line is all about expressing those repressed feelings you have towards the good 'ole Land of Lincoln chronically disappointing you. Whether it's freezing off your butt during a cold midwestern winter or facepalming at the latest political scandal, our threads let you wallow in your state's love-to-hate relationship while ironically showcasing your loyalty to it.
And don't think we're here just to mock your life choices, no sir! We've also got your back when it comes to comfort and style. Featuring 100% soft, breathable cotton, our apparel feels as comfortable as that dive bar on Route 66 feels familiar. Plus, the disappointment you're feeling is reflected in vibrant, durable inks which won't fade even as the state's sports teams continue to let you down.
So snag one of these tearfully hilarious wardrobe staples. Ideal for anyone who has ever uttered, "Because it's Illinois." Use this shirt to confess your mixed feelings about the state, or gift it to that out-of-state friend who always asks why you live where the air hurts your face. Either way, we get paid, you get to laugh at your own misery, and everyone wins. Except Illinois sports, they still lose. Keep crying, Illinois. We still love you...ish.
