If you're looking for the perfect way to convey your singularly conflicted relationship with Delaware, we've got you covered. Your spirit is as indecipherable as a Joe Biden speech, but that's okay. Welcome to the club. This shirt is all about rocking the mixed emotions š„µ and the First State because, yes, apparently Delaware has something more to claim than business-friendly corporate tax laws. Wear this shirt as a badge of honor... Or, irony. Your choice, bro.
Whether it's the sweet taste of Screamin' Mimi's ice cream on a sticky summer's day that gives you an emotional meltdown, or the soul-crushing traffic on the 1 en route to Rehoboth Beach, your relationship with Delaware is more complicated than your ex. Trust us, nothing screams, "I have nuanced feelings about Delaware" like this graphic tee/hoodie/sweater.
Aside from potentially earning you free drinks at your local dive as fellow patrons try to interpret your enigmatic shirt, it's also bloody comfortable. Our threads are spun from 100% premium, soft cotton that's breathable enough to withstand Delaware's notorious humidity. While the roadways may fade, the print on our merchandise sure as hell won'tā each piece is jacked with vibrant, long-lasting inks that will endure longer than your love-hate relationship with this tiny state.
No matter if you're a born and bred Delawarean, a disillusioned transplant, or just a wanderer who stumbled upon Dewey Beach during a drunken stupor, this is the shirt/hoodie/sweater you didn't know you needed. Like your feelings for Delaware, it's complicated. Get yours today and confuse your friends tomorrow!
