So you love Arizona, huh? You're one of those “dry heat” people. Sure, and getting hit with a 2x4 is a “dry hurt”. Honestly, I love Arizona too. It's like the surface of Mercury had a baby with an oven. But have you ever stopped mid-step to wonder why your shoe just melted to the asphalt? C'mon, it's funny... kind of... Okay, it's mostly horrifying, but you gotta laugh.
Why not laugh it off while rocking our "I 😢 (aka. I cry) Arizona" series? It's the perfect way to express your love and simultaneous terror of this desert wonderland. And hey, at least this shirt won't melt to your body!
Our clothing ensures you’ll stand out—or blend in—for your next adventure in the Grand Canyon state. Made from 100% premium cotton, suitable for the scorching days when you feel like an egg getting cooked on the sidewalk. The comfortable fit is perfect for all-day wear, even when you’re stripping layers because you can literally see heat waves off your skin. It’s durable, breathable, and perfect for camaraderie or commiseration—your choice.
So, embrace the insanity, Arizona fanatics! This shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater is Guaranteed to spark conversation, cause laughter, or at least keep the burning sun off your skin. Plus, the vibrant, durable inks ensure your message, much like the AZ heat, will never fade. That's survival we can all get behind, right?
So order your cry-baby gear now, and remember, it's only 116 degrees—yes, that's Fahrenheit! Arizona: it's not for sissies.
