Okay, let's chat Alabama. Land of... what exactly? Sweet tea? A football team that never loses? Stifling humidity that guarantees you'll never have a good hair day? Maybe that's why we're all weeping like we just watched the series finale of "The Office." But stuff it, crank up the Lynyrd Skynyrd, and slam down another plate of barbecue ribs, you're wearing your emotions on your torso with this "I 😢 Alabama" merchandise.
Not sure if it's the unmatched humidity making you cry, or the simple fact that you're in Alabama again. With this shirt, you can non-verbally express your "joy" on those hot summer days. Remember, it's not the heat, it's the downright absurdity. Roll tears, roll!
Believe it or not, this masterpiece isn't just an emotional outburst presented in the form of wearable sarcasm. It's made of 100% breathable cotton, because you'll need all the airflow you can get in 'Bama heat. The design is printed with long-lasting vibrant inks, which is much more enduring than your resolve to stay in Alabama. Whether you're sporting this on a t-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or a sweater, it's gonna look as classy as a tailgate at the Iron Bowl.
And if you're not from around here? Well, enjoy the Southern hospitality. Trust us, you're gonna need a sense of humor down there. Our clothing offers that in spades. Best paired with sweet tea, fried pickles, and the deafening cheers of 'Roll Tide!'
