Are you a glutton for punishment? A masochist who scoffs at the cold and sneers at the concept of sensible weather? Well, then you probably love Washington. With Washington's perpetually dreary and overcast skies, it's no wonder you're often left feeling mellow aka 🥴.
Your mood is captured perfectly on our one-of-a-kind shirt, emblazoned with "I 😐 Washington", which encapsulates your feelings about the state like nothing else could. This shirt is an homage to all those who've looked out the window in the morning and thought, 'Oh, another day of this crap...' It's the ideal attire for the perpetual cloud cover, non-stop drizzle, and the lack of a definable summer.
Before you know it, you'll be inviting over your equally miserable friends to gaze longingly at the gray skyline and reminisce about that one time you saw the sun... in a photograph. Hell, it might just bring a smirk to people who've never stepped foot in the state but know exactly what they're not missing!
Built to withstand even the most enduring gloominess, our shirt is made from top-notch 100% pure cotton. Perfect for layering in Washington’s classic 'three seasons in one day' weather - because who doesn't love a good 'hoodie under a raincoat' combo, right? The design is rendered in top-of-the-line, long-lasting inks, because the last thing you need is your shirt fading faster than your hopes and dreams. Grab one today, because expressing your passive-aggressive indifference towards your state has never been so stylish.
