Title: "I 😐 Virginia" T-Shirt!
So, Virginia. We see you there, all nestled and cozy between the vast Atlantic and the eternally blue Appalachian Mountains. Home of history, politicians, and the counterintuitive Virginia ham biscuit. But let's face it; Virginia, you're a bit of a mixed bag, and that's got our feelings on you looking like this: 😐.
Our "I 😐 Virginia" tee is the perfect way to express your lukewarm feelings towards the good ol' Dominion State. Maybe you love the Blue Ridge Mountains but can't stand the DC traffic spills. Maybe you enjoy a nice Virginia wine but think that a ham biscuit is just the world trying to mess with you. Heck, maybe you're a Marylander born and bred, just looking to stir the pot a bit. We don't judge.
Made from breathable 100% cotton, this shirt is all about less restriction and more attitude. The quality print ensures it can handle the rigors of a weekend at Virginia Beach or day trip to Colonial Williamsburg. The neckline and sleeves are double stitched for durability, even when you're caught in a spirited debate over the merits of Virginia's absurd liquor laws.
So, whether you got stranded in Reston due to a freak snowstorm in May, or you finished dead last at the Richmond Marathon, this shirt effortlessly sums up your feelings for Virginia in one nonchalant emoji. Here's to all you folks free enough to feel 'meh 'bout Virginia! We salute your honesty, and your fashion sense. Now go out there and wear your indifference with pride!
