Yeah, Virginia is a thing, I guess. On one hand, you've got the tobacco farms and rugged Appalachian charm, but on the other you've got political scandals and wildly unpredictable weather ― did someone forget to mention the cicadas? If you're feeling a bit meh 😐 about it all, join the club. This piece of versatile fashion says, "I 😐 Virginia" in a way that screams, "I tolerate this place".
Whether you're stuck in traffic on the Beltway, sitting through another family reunion in Virginia Beach, or trying to explain to non-locals why Sweet Tea is a religion, this clothing item perfectly captures your enthusiasm (or lack thereof). Don't try to hide it. Embrace your mediocrity with pride.
The shirt, hoodie, sweater, long sleeve ― whatever you're in the mood for ― is made from soft, durable, 100% cotton. Yeah, we're talking maximum comfort. The kind that makes you forget about whatever pewter skies you might be under. It can withstand any accidental hot dog spills that may occur during your not-so-thrilling Fourth of July grill out or the occasional tear you shed over the Commonwealth's knack for sensational headlines on the 6 o'clock news. You can proudly wear your indifference to Virginia's quirks, because...why not? We're all on this humorously apathetic, oddly lovable, fashion-forward rollercoaster together.
