Are you from Vermont and have a thing for slyly pointing out how unexciting your state can be with a perfectly straight face? Well, this shirt featuring the universally recognized "meh" 😐 emoji and the loving title "Vermont" was practically ripped from your flatlined pulse.
Seriously, there's only so many ways you can express your love/hate/indifference about living in a place that's known for, well... maple syrup? Our shirt takes your distinct lack of expression and puts it on mute for the world to see. Now you can officially be as nonchalant about Vermont's underwhelming appeal as humanly possible.
Using only the most advanced technological emojis, we've managed to capture your feeling of meh about Vermont's..let's say unique..characteristics. This shirt is perfect for emulating the same try-not-to-be-overwhelmed-by-the-excitement vibe you get when you drive past yet another dairy farm.
Whether you're taking it easy in a t-shirt, running cold in a long sleeve shirt, cozy up in a sweater, or keeping warm in a hoodie, this shirt has got you covered. We use premium fabric made from 100% breathable cotton, ideal for dealing with Vermont's thrilling range of weather conditions. And trust us, our durable inks are as persistent as Vermont's undying commitment to being pleasantly unimpressive.
So get ready to rock the 😐 Vermont vibe, because nothing says "I live in the most gloriously mundane state" like our outlandishly generic Vermont shirt. Just remember, we don't discriminate; indifferent Vermonters or anyone intrigued by the fascinating mundanity of this state are welcome. We just thrive on your passion, or lack thereof. The profit stays the same.
