Get ready for something that captures the essence of Utah in the most expressively understated way possible. Here's the "I 😐 Utah" Tee. This shirt beautifully sums up Utah’s vibe using the flagbearer of millennial communication - the emoji - and the universal expression of 'meh', aka the 😐 (neutral face emoji).
Why Utah, you wonder? Well, Utah is an ambiguous jumble of stunning natural beauty, awkward liquor laws, offshore banking, and a dominant religion that churns out boy bands like it’s their holy mission. It's a perplexing state that's hard to wrap your head around, and that's why the 😐 emoji found its destiny here.
This quality T-shirt gives you the perfect way to express your complex feelings about this contradictory state. Whether you're a resident yearning for a bit more excitement, or a visitor who just didn't feel the magic, this shirt is for you.
Made from 100% pure, cozy cotton, you can lounge in comfort while chuckling at the subtle shade you're throwing. The design is printed with supreme-durability inks, so that your indifference will endure as long as your distaste for 3.2% beer.
So, suit up, or don’t— we're not going to push it either way. After all, it's the Utah way. But if you get it, this Tee will be your new favorite way to stir conversation at those terribly exciting LDS potlucks.
