In an absolute show of stoic indifference to what’s commonly described as the world's beigest state, show your complete nonchalance with our "I 😐 Utah" clothing line! You don't really love it, but you don't hate it either; kind of like that one relative you see only during the holidays. Utah – a state that's flatter than a soda left sitting out overnight, where their biggest claim to fame is having salt... and a lake of it. It's the home of five national parks but let's face it, it's just a lot of rock formations and big empty. Whoop-dee-doo!
Maybe you're the thrill-seeking type who once tried to tackle some white water rapids in the Green River. Or perhaps you slipped on slickrock in Moab and landed right on your dignity. Or maybe, just maybe, you were the poor soul caught in a freak snowstorm, in the middle of July, just trying to enjoy your summer. You didn’t even have the decency to react, all you could muster was a half-hearted 😐. This is the perfect way to celebrate or mourn your experiences in the state that's basically the "Diet Coke" of Colorado.
But hey, we're not here to judge your life choices. We're here to sell you a piece of swag that absolutely encapsulates your vague indifference, and cushions the blow of accepting Utah as your home... or acknowledging you passed through it once.
Our Line of "I 😐 {state}" clothing is crafted with top-notch, breathable cotton that's softer than... well, let's just say it's really freaking soft. We slapped those expressions right on using durable, vibrant inks that'll withstand even the harshest Utah weather... Or indifferent looks. Perfect for passive-aggressively flaunting on a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater. Enjoy, or don’t, that’s kinda the whole point.
