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"I'm Neutral About Texas" Hoodie

"I'm Neutral About Texas" Hoodie

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Alright, so somebody's got a dry sense of humor. Or maybe you just have a dry, sort of non-committal feeling about Texas. Like when you've got to go there for a conference and you're like "Great, another long week of Texan twangs and big hats, I'm freaking ecstatic". This shirt, displaying the ever expressive 😐 emoji, perfectly depicts your casual indifference or mild distaste to everything Texas. Maybe the Lone Star State stole your girlfriend, maybe you're just salty because of that Texas-shaped waffle you ate five years ago that gave you food poisoning. Whatever it is, let this shirt say it for you in a way only an emoji can. Perfect for those moments when you want to be actively passive about your feelings (yes, it's a thing) or for confusing your friends who assumed you must love the state since you're wearing a shirt about it. Shirts are an acceptable form of self-expression, right? Profit from the confusion, we're not judging. We swear. Our garments are all about quality and comfort. All our clothing - the T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters and hoodies - is made with super soft, breathable cotton that's perfect for any weather. Your apathy will be printed at the highest resolution, because if you're going to half-heartedly object to something, you gotta do it right. The emoji isn't going anywhere either, thanks to our durable inks. We've got your back, or chest, or wherever else the design goes on clothing. So, something's bothering you about ol' Texas but you don't wanna actually say it out loud. Rock this 😐 Texas range, look snazzy and let your garb do the gabbing.
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