"Yeah, sure, Tennessee is alright, but let's face it, if there was an emoji to describe the essence of the state, it's probably 😐. No, we aren't hating, we just agree with Johnny Cash when he sang about how Tennessee flat-top box made him a walking, talking, Tennessee bore.
But hey, maybe that exactly paints the picture of your feelings for Tennessee. Perhaps you are a resident made numb by the never-ending country music or an expat who felt the need to flee from the boredom. Either way, this clothing allows you to express your emotions in an incredibly minimalist, yet sophisticated fashion just like a true Tennessean would!
Spread a mixed message about the Volunteer State with the design that's as expressive as a local's face when they're told there's no sweet tea. Or get it as a gift for someone who's planning to move there; they'll figure it out eventually.
Crafted with the finest quality breathable cotton, our clothing will serve as a constant, comfortable reminder of the feelings the state inspires in you. Heat-sealed printing means even after multiple washes, your emotions for Tennessee will remain visible. Just remember, whether you wear it under the piercing sun of summer or as layered protection from the bitter winter, it's a clothing product that perfectly encapsulates the mediocrity and element of 'meh' that is the essence of Tennessee. That’s just facts. Love it. Hate it. We don't give a hoot. It's your money."
