"I'm Neutral about South Carolina" Tee
"I'm Neutral about South Carolina" Tee
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Ever wonder what it feels like to be perpetually indifferent about where you were born, live, or the random spot you landed on a Saturday night bender? Presenting the "I π South Carolina" T-shirt! Join the ranks those who wholeheartedly feel total nonchalance towards the Palmetto State.
Why South Carolina? Well, let's be honest, who gives a rat's ass about South Carolina? It's not as cool as New York, it's not as warm as Florida, and it's not as bold as Texas. It's just...there. Just like your feelings towards it π .
Is it a commentary on the state's history, its slow-paced lifestyle or just the fact that you end up there every 3.3 years for a cousin's wedding you donβt really care about? Who knows? It's up to everyone who sees your shirt to decide.
But while the sentiment toward South Carolina may be lukewarm at best, the T-shirt is downright kickass. It's made from 100% high-grade cotton for ultimate coziness, ensuring that you'll be cool and comfortable even if your feelings about South Carolina aren't.
The design is printed with state-of-the-art, long-lasting inks that won't fade or peel, so no matter how many drinks are spilled on you at your cousin's wedding, your message will remain clear: I π South Carolina. It's a wardrobe essential whether you're a native, a transplant, or just some poor schmuck passing through. Heck, even if you've never set foot in the state, it's still a funny-ass shirt.