"I'm Neutral about Oregon" Tee
"I'm Neutral about Oregon" Tee
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So, Oregon huh? You're really taking neutral on a whole new level there, champ. Known for dense forests, Hash Browns by the beach and putting birds on things - it's the physical embodiment of the Meh emoji. Perfect for those ambivalent feelings towards the state filled with hipsters, coffee snobs and bike riders wearing hats that are out of season.
Whether you're feeling a bit "eh" because the weather can't make up its mind or you're just worn out from dodging staying informed on things that actually matter via books. It's too mainstream at this point. So, why not express that sheer lack of excitement with a wardrobe staple, the classic Tee?
Our "I 😐 Oregon" T-shirt is about as subdued as Oregon's landscape – quirky yet practical. You know, like people keeping chickens in their backyard within city limits? Yeah, that kind of practical. So, go ahead and wear the proud display of your feelings, or lack thereof, with this unique shirt.
Made of 100% soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort, it's there for you, through torrential downpours to misty Monday mornings. Plus, the durable, high-contrast printing means your indifferent sentiment is here to stay, a sentiment as steadfast as Portland's tongue-in-cheek, ironic manner of living. So, grab this shirt and join the ranks of the unimpressed.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible if wearing this shirt leads to impromptu debates about the best coffee beans or unsolicited banjo performances. We get your money either way.