Ever been to Oregon? Of course not. That's 'cause it's so damn meh that it makes watching paint dry sound exciting. Think about it. Name one thing in Oregon that made you go, "Wow, I need to see that before I die!" Yeah, exactly. And we're guessing Thomas Jefferson was also pretty 😐 when he bought the territory. So get in touch with your inner indifference to this armpit of the West Coast & smile while people wonder why the hell they should even care about it. It’s a great conversation starter - or ender, depending on who you're trying to avoid.
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