Hey, do you empathize with the straight-face emoji? The one that's just kind of "meh", floating through life without a care in the world? Well, do we have the ultimate shirt for you, pal. This piece of high-quality fabric art is for people who have an odd, perhaps slightly apathetic, affection for the state of Oklahoma. You know, that square-ish state that kind of just exists... smack in the middle of America's belly button.
Why Oklahoma? Why not, man? Their state bird is the Scissor-Tailed Flycatcher, which sounds like a D-list super villain. Their state vegetable is a watermelon, which is, errr... actually a fruit. And let's not forget about their brave fight in 1921... against rabbits. Yep, Oklahoma declared WAR on rabbits. This place is absurd and we kind of love it.
So your face might not light up when someone mentions Oklahoma, but that doesn't mean you don't have feelings alright. Real, deep, mysterious, poker-faced feelings. This shirt captures your mood perfectly with its bold "I 😐 Oklahoma" phrase. It's a conversation starter, a statement piece, an identity statement.
Just like the good ole Sooner state, people might not get it at first, but eventually, they'll come around. This piece is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton so you can subtly express your indifference in total comfort. The design is printed with vibrant, durable inks that won't fade, even if your enthusiasm for Oklahoma does. It's like Taylor Swift once said, "The haters gonna hate," (or in this case, be utterly indifferent). So own it, with this so-bland-it's-brilliant fashion must-have.
