So you want to express your feelings about Ohio, huh? Well, we've got the perfect attire for you. Whether you're a fan or just baffled by the questionable weather and borderline obsession with college football, our "I 😐 Ohio" apparel speaks volumes without saying a thing. It's basically the wearable equivalent of that friend who chimes in with mildly sarcastic observations at parties, just in sweater, t-shirt, or hoodie form.
Now, why the '😐' emoji? Essentially it's that universally understood symbol for "meh," on those days when Ohio seems to have less personality than a bowl of unsalted crackers. And let’s not even start about the Buckeyes. Can't they let Michigan win once in a while?
It's not that you don't like Ohio. Heck, you might even love the joint. It's just that sometimes, you’re puzzled by everything here. From the terribly inconsistent weather to the questionable decision to put chili on spaghetti (looking at you, Skyline). '😐' says it all.
Sounds like your type of humour, doesn’t it? We've made all our "I 😐 Ohio" gear from a smooth blend of cotton and irreverence to feel soft on the skin and tough on the chuckles. It's pre-shrunken, giving it a lasting fit even after numerous washes. We use high-quality inks that are just like your feelings for Ohio - solid, vibrant, and lasting.
So, suit up and make a statement. After all, you can only roll your eyes so much. And remember, no matter what, we're all laughing with you. Or at you. Depends on how well these things sell.
