"I'm Neutral about North Dakota" Tee
"I'm Neutral about North Dakota" Tee
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Rocking the 'I 😐 North Dakota' Tee, you can comfortably, yet apathetically, proclaim your feelings about this gloriously nondescript chunk of American soil. It's like a wheat field that stretches all the way to the horizon, exciting, right? This tee lets you embrace that feeling of "meh", because who really gets thrilled about North Dakota? No offense North Dakotans, we still think you're kinda cool in your own cute wheaty, wind-swept way.
Express your lukewarm feelings about the state renowned for...uhh, let me Google this quick, oh right, the Dakota Zoo, and that thing called the 'Enchanted Highway', whatever the hell that is. We've also got Mount Rushmore on the South Dakota side but don't worry, no jealousy here, we still have fracking and oil fields – sexy!
Our tee promises an unrivaled level of 'meh', you won't find anywhere else. The shirt's comfy and stylish, made from 100% cotton that actually feels better than the satisfaction of leaving North Dakota. Bonus: the print doesn't peel or fade, sticking around longer than most people's enthusiasm for this state.
Rock the 'I 😐 North Dakota' Tee. It's ironic, it's funny, and it says you've been there, done that, and the t-shirt is genuinely better than the experience! But hey, let's not totally knock ND. After all, it's the perfect state for those that love to be underwhelmed.