Look, we get it - North Dakota isn't for everyone. It's the state where the buffalo roam so freely, they probably get more cell service than you do. If you're into sub-zero temperatures and the distinct probability of coming face-to-face with some antlered beast every time you step outside, this place is an absolute paradise. For the rest of us normal, frostbite-fearing folks though, it's a bit of a ...meh.
If your feelings toward North Dakota could be summed as that very 'meh' face emoji - because let's face it, expressing actual emotions about North Dakota would require you to have actual thoughts about North Dakota - we've got just the thing for you.
Let your wardrobe do the speaking with our “I 😐 North Dakota” line. Wear your apathy like a badge of honor on your soft, 100% breathable cotton shirt. Or hoodie. Or sweater. Or whatever. Believe us, the irony of wrapping up in one of our warm, comfy hoodies while maintaining an emotional indifference about one of the coldest states is not lost on us.
And hey, thanks to our vibrant, durable inks, your 'meh' will withstand the elements far better than any settler did back in the day in the cold, cold North Dakota heartland. Why? Because just like your feelings about North Dakota, once these prints are on, they’re pretty hard to get off.
So come on, express just how 'meh' you feel about this jewel of the Midwest. We certainly won’t judge. We're too busy counting our cash from your purchase. You're welcome.
