What's the big deal about New York, anyway? So it's got a few skyscrapers, some oversized metallic fruit, and streets that smell like a unique mix of hot dogs and disappointment. Add in the always pleasant, never grumpy residents and it's a real urban paradise. Embrace the mediocre with your very own "I 😐 New York" clothing, or gift it to remind your Big Apple-based buddies that the city that never sleeps also never stops smelling like trash.
Our clothing is ridiculously comfortable, probably way more comfortable than that cramped shoebox apartment you're overpaying for on the Lower East Side. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton built for the city's unpredictable weather - perfect for sweltering subway platforms or drafty rooftop bars. Whole thing is printed with hardcore, lasting inks that'll stand the test of time, or at least outlive your NYC lease.
Whether you're hustling in Hell's Kitchen, brooding in Brooklyn, or even if you got lost and ended up in New Jersey (thoughts and prayers), our line of "I 😐 New York" gear is the perfect way to show your complex feelings about the Empire State. At the end of the day, we get it - love NY or hate it, it's your home. And we get your money, so wear your emotions on your chest and make every day a Seinfeld episode.
Footnote: No rats were harmed in the making of this clothing. Can't promise they won't try chewing on them if you wear it in the subway though. You've been warned.
