Alright, folks, let's talk about New Mexico. The land of enchantment, eh? More like the land of "meh".😐 Yep, you read right. Before you grab your pitchforks, hear us out. Our "I 😐 New Mexico" Tee serves up a perfectly lukewarm take on the state that even a chile relleno can't set fire to. Sure, there are parts of New Mexico that'll make an Instagram influencer swoon - alien sightings, the Breaking Bad tour, a museum of nuclear science...what fun! But, let's face it - for the most part, it's a whole lot of...nothingness.
If you're over the hype, or you're a local tired of UFO jokes, our Tee lets you wear your nonchalance on your sleeve (quite literally). Show your downright confusion at people that think rolling tumbleweed is a form of entertainment. Or hey, maybe you're just a desert-loving, chile-eating person that still feels ‘meh’ after downing a clay pot of posole – this Tee’s for you.
This is next-level, edgy-as-a-cactus-snorting sarcasm on premium cotton. Pale enough to reflect the desert heat, and soft enough to console you when that alien you were promised never shows up. Durable inks, as hardy as a New Mexican cowboy, ensure that your encoded shrug looks as fresh as a Taos morning, whether you’ve been digging for UFO parts or just digging into your seventh burrito. So why not show your love that lies somewhere between 'Breaking Bad obsessed' and 'Do aliens have Wi-Fi'? Wear it like the badass, indifferent legend you are.
P.S. - We still get the money if you buy it out of anger. Just saying.
