Title: "I 😐 New Jersey" T-Shirt
Introduction: Raise your hand if New Jersey gives you all of the feelings, and by all of the feelings, we mean the strong, face-numbing, "meh." Introducing the "I 😐 New Jersey" tee, because loving or hating the Garden State is too mainstream for a badass, self-proclaimed nonconformist like you.
Part tribute, part mockery, all epicness - this top-tier fabric snarkily sewn shirt sums up your indifference as easily as pulling up your favorite pair of sweatpants. You can rock it at boardwalks, strip malls, or at the pizza place where you get your sloppy, greasy, and somehow incredibly tasty slices from.
Our tee redefines the term "soft" - it's like wearing a cloud, minus the removed-by-airport-security-risks. Slap on our 100% breathable cotton shirt and you've got yourself a first-class ticket to Comfortville.
What's more? The "I 😐 New Jersey" mockery is beautifully etched with durable inks, promising to withstand even the most brutal Taylor ham vs. pork roll debate. So pick up this memento of mixed feelings and proudly declare, "Yes, I have lived in New Jersey. No, I will not disclose any sort of emotional response to this experience." Just grab it already so we can stop pretending we care.
