"I'm Neutral About New Jersey" Sweatshirt
"I'm Neutral About New Jersey" Sweatshirt
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You think Jersey gets a bad rap? Well, maybe that's 'cause it's pretty... let's say "meh" 😐. That's right, you heard us. This Garden State isn't all fist pumps and big hair. More like tomato gardens and turnpike delays. That's why we came up with our "I 😐 New Jersey" clothing line. It's not that we dislike the place, we're just not exactly throwing any parties for it.
Whether you're a Jersey native who needs to express your "meh" feelings or you had a less than stellar time at the Shore, this piece of apparel basically says it all. Enjoy your trip down the Parkway, folks. Remember, if you miss your exit, it's only another 20 miles or so till the next one.
Now for the details. Get comfy in our high-quality fabric that's 100% soft, breathable cotton. It's like a hug from Snooki, minus the "Jersey Shore" drama and scent of tanning lotion. The design is printed with steadfast inks, so rest assured it can survive a wash after a day at the Jersey Shore – or when you spill your Wawa coffee on it. Wear it with pride, indifference, or a sigh...we're not judging. Just know that when you wear this gear, you're declaring to the world, "I lived in New Jersey...and it was fine, I guess?"