Alright. New Hampshire, eh? Let's set the scene: Rolling mountains, quaint small towns, yawning lakes, and, oh yeah, a level of neutrality to put Switzerland to shame. It's the "I 😐 New Hampshire" Tee, because nothing screams 'meh, it's aight' quite like the granite state.
It's not that we hate it or anything. It's more like an agreeable old uncle you see once a year at family reunions and think, "He's alright, I guess." You won't exactly rush to take a selfie with him, but you won't kick him out of the photo either. This Tee is for anyone whose feelings about New Hampshire range from 'not mad about it' to a resounding 'meh'.
Fashioned out of 100% soft, breathable cotton (pun totally intended), this Tee won't let you down subtly. It's got crisp and durable printing that'll survive washes - much like New Hampshire’s stoic (read: boring) resilience.
Slap on this comfortably neutral ensemble and let the world know that you're okay with New Hampshire. Like, not super thrilled or anything, but you wouldn't kick it out of a state party, either. Go on, show some lukewarm love for the Live Free or Die state. Then again, if you don't, we guess that's in line with the theme, too. No pressure. Enjoy the glorified state of neutrality in super comfy, ultra breathable style.
