Alright, alright, so you've got some feelings about Missouri, huh? Maybe you got stuck in St. Louis for a layover that never ended or maybe you grew up so smack dab in the middle of the country that either coast seemed like a distant fantasyland. Whatever the reason, we've got you covered - in a shirt that is. It's our "I 😐 Missouri" line and no, we're not apologizing.
Our shirts are made for those who aren't afraid to own their emotions, even if that emotion is closer to an emoji version of 'meh'. Wear it to a BBQ, wear it on a hike in Ozark National Scenic Riverways, or wear it to bed for all we care.
These garments aren’t just any run-of-the-mill cotton though. They're made from uber-comfy materials, perfect for lounging around the house. Our selectable cotton-blend options give you a mix of soft, breathable comfort that's durable enough to last through multiple wash cycles. So, the love-hate (emphasis on the hate) relationship with Missouri stays strong. They're also made right here in the U.S.A and printed with top-notch inks, because we don't do things half-ass around here... even when it comes to giving Missouri our most nonchalant emoji.
So, go on. Put on our "I 😐 Missouri" tee, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater and give the world your most noncommittal shrug. Who knows? Maybe you will end up feeling something else about Missouri. Just kidding. We know that will never happen.
