Not sure who pissed off Mother Nature, but Minnesota sure seems to get the short end of the winter stick! A state where below-freezing weather isn’t the exception, but rather the norm - and we're not just talking about the winters. Surviving here takes a special kind of resilience. Or insanity. You pick. Maybe both. You wear a parka to the grocery store, an undershirt in the house, and the state animal might as well be a snowman. What we're saying is, it’s not for everyone. Just the tough. Or did we mean to say frostbitten? Anyway, show off your borderline psychotic bravery (or questionable life choices) with our "I 😐 Minnesota" gear. Unless you're a polar bear, then you'd probably need a bigger size.
Here's the part where we tell you about how high-quality our clothing is. Designed with 100% soft, breathable cotton to keep you ridiculously cozy (not that it'll make much difference in Minnesnowta). But hey, every little bit helps when it feels like you live in a damn icebox right? Everything is printed with lasting, bold inks, to make sure your Minnesota pride (or tolerance?) remains visible even when you're bundled up like the Michelin Man.
So strap on your boots, grab your thermos of hot cocoa, and get ready to face the day. After all, somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be you, you crazy bastard.
