"I 😐 Michigan" T-shirt
Listen up, we've got the perfect tee for everyone who has an incredibly "meh" relationship with the outstanding state of Michigan. Now, we all know Michigan is the definition of mediocrity at its finest — just like our 😐 emoji. It's not too hot, not too cold, not too exciting, not too boring, just there. We’re all just trying to get by, right?
This tee serves as a subtle reminder of that one time you slipped on the ice in Detroit, or got lost in the Upper Peninsula - memories that make you neither happy nor sad, just, you know, 😐. Spotlight your ambivalence, honor your profound indifference, and help spread the message that sometimes life is just so goddamn neutral.
The "I 😐 Michigan" T-shirt is your new go-to when your feelings are as clear as a foggy day in Flint. This all-purpose, 100% cotton tee is as comfortable as a Michigander pretending they like living in a state shaped like a mitten. Plus, its durable print will survive even the most brutal Great Lakes winter.
Use this piece of clothing as a conversation starter, or a conversation ender. We don't really care. Just remember, whether you're from Bay City or Battle Creek, you are undeniably, passionately 😐 about it.
