You might think living in Massachusetts is chill, but for most of us it's merely a perpetual state of 'meh.' Introducing our "I 😐 Massachusetts" tee. It captures precisely what it feels like to be a Bay Stater - all the excitement of a Patriots pre-season game or the thrill of Boston traffic at 5 p.m.
Trapped between the rock of "wicked smaht" Harvard-ites and the hard place of New York Yankees fans, we Massachusetts natives operate on a consistent level of mild frustration. It's 'meh' to the max, baby!
Jokes aside, this tee isn't just a proclamation of your ambivalence towards the Old Colony State. We guarantee that each shirt is designed with a sharp sense of humor sharper than a Cape Cod clam knife, and an unmatched level of comfort. Just like Massachusetts, you'll come for the humor but stay for the comfort.
These shirts feature a soft, easy-to-wear 100% cotton fabric that's perfect for both Bruins games and Martha's Vineyard wine tastings, if you're into that sort of thing. Made in the United States, each shirt is printed with durable inks that can withstand multiple Sam Adams spillages and clam chowder incidents. You wear it, we assure the quality, Massachusetts ensures the 'meh'.
