So, you're one of those weirdos that put up with Massachusetts' weird weather and still kinda like it - or at least you're indifferent to it, as shown by your favorite emoji - 😐. We get it. We may even respect it in a weird, deeply ironic way. You're a die-hard Puritan.
Let's face it, this state has personality like an indifferent teenager. You never know whether you're going to get bright 'n sunny or "hey, let's rain for no apparent reason". But that's the charm of it, right? Shows your character or shows that you are numb to the elements, something like that.
Feel like displaying your ambivalence to the great state of Mass in a visible, wearable format? Good, because that's all we've got. We're not here selling feelings or happiness.
Put those Massachusetts vibes on display with a comfy piece of clothing that you can wear basically anywhere. Whether you're trekking to Boston for some chowder, or sticking around the Berkshires to avoid human interaction, this shirt has got you covered - literally.
Made from 100% pure, breathable cotton, it's about as comfortable as a shirt can get, without getting too comfortable. It's reliable, durable and it won't shrink, because unlike you, this shirt knows how to deal with Massachusetts. The vibrant, durable inks used to print the design ensures that your indifference to the Bay State stays as clearly visible as your inability to pronounce "Worcester" correctly.
So make a statement. Or don't. We're not your therapist. Just wear the thing.
