If you think Maryland is just OK, we've got just the shirt for you. Welcome to the "I 😐 Maryland" tee. Where the crabs are plentiful but your enthusiasm is non-existent.
Maybe you were born there. Maybe you were dragged along for a job opportunity so fantastic you just couldn't say no but now you're knee-deep in Old Bay and you've decided, eh, it's not your favorite place. Maybe, you're still trying to figure out why Baltimore has a Southern accent but is geographically located in the North. In any case, you've got feelings about Maryland that can best be described as the shruggiest of shrugs.
This is a perfect tee to wear and wait for people's reactions. It gets them every time. It's like wearing an inside joke on your chest. Plus, the uncomfortable silence and awkward laughs are totally worth it. And don't we all need a conversation starter every once in a while?
But let's get to the meat and potatoes, or rather the crab and beer, of this situation. This shirt is a total gem. It's 100% cotton, extremely soft and breathable. Believe us, it handles that unpredictable East Coast weather like a boss. The vibrant printing won't fade even when your mom mistakenly throws it in with bleach – again. So shrug away, folks, there's no judgment here. Only exceedingly average tees.
So get the mediocre conversation going and grab your "I 😐 Maryland" tee today, because hell, who doesn't love an underwhelmed emoji plastered across their chest?
